Kick'n Some Hillbilly Ass!

Picture it, camping in the wilderness smelling the fresh air.  Only to be woken up by the sound of the banjo and gun shots.  This was my dream last Friday (8/28/09) while camping in the mtns.  In my dream I awoke to those sounds.  I opened up the tent and saw this guy!He was walking toward me with a shot gun and a bottle of whiskey in his hand.  I yelled at him and asked what the hell he was doing.  He stumbled and said he was looking for elk.  I then said, "do I look like an elk to you?".  He stumbled away and I laid back down.

No more than 10 min later the whole gang of hillbillies came trotting into our campsite.  One little, dirty read headed hillbilly got mad and shot at my friend Sarah who luckily was only grazed by the bullet in the arm.  In the end we made them hillbillies leave and go find their elk.  I went back into the tent and fell asleep.

The end.

I think I shouldn't sleep in a tent anymore.  I have crazy dreams when I sleep outside!  

Sexual Harassment

Last night I watched a movie about Ted Bundy and I thought my drooling mind would have a rough night after that, but it wasn't as bad as I thought.   

Not much detail to this one, but it involved 2 sexual harassment cases at my work.  (I was not one of them)  I was told about the problems and then had to tell our H.R. dept.  I recall the HR rep being my friend Michelle Allison.  When I called her and told her what was happening she laughed.  

End of dream.  So glad I wasn't beat and raped in that dream like I thought I'd be.  

Bowling for Jesus!

Last nights dream was spiritual and fun at the same time! I went to a church service at a Lutheran church. After the sermon we all headed to the bowling alley attached to the church and bowled for Jesus!

Now that's my kind of church!

This Ain't No Brothel!

My surroundings have always affected my dreams. Last night Sarah and I decided to pretend we were camping. We set up the tent, made tin foil dinners and had camp talk. After falling asleep in the tent, my drooling mind came alive and this is what happened.

My friend, Angela Lowder made an appearance in the dream. Sarah, Lowder and I were sleeping (in my dream) and then I heard a knock at the tent. I unzipped it and there stood an attractive 30 something year old man. Lowder woke up and said he was here to see her. She left the tent only to return awhile later.

We all fell back asleep and then again, a knock at the tent. It was another attractive 30 something year old man. Again, Lowder said he was here to see her. Moments later 3 or 4 more men were knocking at the tent. I was getting mad at her for keeping us all awake and told her to leave so we could sleep.

The dream ended because I woke up for real, to the sound of the wind trying to blow the tent away. I'm just glad this wasn't a nightmare or a violent dream like I usually have. Until next time!

Introduction

Every morning I wake up and wonder what just happened during the past 5-8 hrs.  I've always been able to not only remember most of my dreams, but describe them in detail.  Always having the desire to write them down, I'm finally making it happen.

This is my dream journal.  This is where I'll write most of the stories that happen in my head while I sleep.  Some may be pleasant, most will be weird and totally disturbing.  Feel free to comment, express your concern for my mental well being, or just make fun of me.

Let my drooling mind begin to drool.